
Hollywood Ideas of Mixed Metaphors


I feel a new sci fi story coming on. It includes:

How Delightful!

The victim. Every juicy story needs a victim.

A twisted story arc. One of many!

The protagonist (or one of them).

The hero to the rescue! (There always must be a way out).

A plot twist. OOPS! It gave away the source of the story!
OK, in a galaxy far far away 30.000,000 years into humanity’s future there arises a arch-hero of ancient fame. Errrr … was that 30,000,000 years in humanity’s past? Whatever.

CATEGORY: Just Life, Silly.
Guiltily stealing this.






From the X-Files? Where’s Mulder when you need him most?

Someone said this to Jerrod. I about spat out my coffee when I read it.
Saint Ken of the Ham really captures it well.

I wonder if there is a sigel for Saint Ken?
I swear, I am going to make a character in fantasy books modeled on Saint Ken of the Ham. He will be constructing giant submarines in the land of Garma to model the real one that happened in the “Great Soaping of Atlantis.”
A new toy. (the stainless steel rack).
My wife isn’t convinced, but she is tolerating me because it is Christmas season.

I do not like placing a pan in the sink because bacteria coat the bottom of the pan. These then spread all over the counter top and stove surfaces. The rack is much cleaner.

And it solves the mess with filling my french press as well.

The coffee cleanup is a breeze. The spillage goes into the sink so wipe down is very easy.
I have a burr grinder and french press like on Air Force One. If its good enough for the president its good enough for me.
The Mr Coffee Burr grinder failed so it was replaced with this fabulous Cuisinart.
