I feel a new sci fi story coming on. It includes:

How Delightful!

The victim. Every juicy story needs a victim.

A twisted story arc. One of many!

The protagonist (or one of them).

The hero to the rescue! (There always must be a way out).

A plot twist. OOPS! It gave away the source of the story!

OK, in a galaxy far far away 30.000,000 years into humanity’s future there arises a arch-hero of ancient fame. Errrr … was that 30,000,000 years in humanity’s past? Whatever.